rinface:

Facial and Ear piercing Diagrams

Just incase anyone out there was looking for them.

ilikepuzzles-kinda:

I honestly laughed really hard at this

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

carryonmy-assbutt:

loadedwithrocksalt:

buttsexalecki:

credit and credit

their casting director probably laughs himself to sleep every night

he probably shits himself because his 10 years must be coming to an end soon cause the only way the casting of young Sam could be this perfect is if he made a demon deal

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

thesassylorax:

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

Early to bed, early to rise?

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

mynameisdevon:

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS THE TAGLINE FOR SEASON 2