kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

technicool:

DAMN

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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drugdeed:

omg

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

I thought you said that we were like family? Well, I think that, too.
Shouldn’t trust run both ways?

maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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ruinedchildhood:

what if the second movie sully opens the door and boos twerking

suzywire:

denaerys:

denaerys:

Dutch Horror Story: trying to find your bike in a 500+ bicycle parking station

Dutch Horror Story, the Sequel: you’ve found your bike but it’s crammed in between like 10 other bikes

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